Che la seconda trilogia vi sia piaciuta (poco probabile) o meno (muori Jar Jar MUORI!) l’arrivo di un nuovo film di Guerre Stellari è un evento che fa battere il cuore di ogni bravo nerd di questo mondo.
Il nuovo Star Wars, The Force Awakens, diretto da JJ Abrams (già dietro la macchina da presa di Star Trek, bestemmiosa faccenda) arriverà nel 2015 con un misto di nuovi membri del cast e vecchi (rivedremo per esempio Harrison Ford nei panni di Han Solo, Mark Hamill in quelli di Luke Skywalker e Carrie Fisher in quelli, speriamo senza bikini dorato, della Principessa Leila). Tra i nuovi attori invece vedremo tra gli altri anche Andy Serkis (Gollum per intenderci). Notizia di ieri la pubblicazione del primo trailer, più teaser che trailer davvero, in cui diamo una brevissima occhiata al Millennium Falcon, agli Storm Trooper, a un nuovo tipo di droide e alla spada laser più ridicola che la storia ricordi.
L’abbiamo già messo sulla nostra pagina facebook, ma ve lo riproponiamo qui in occasione dell’uscita di una esilarante “recensione” a fumetti (qui trovate la pagina originale) firmata Leo Ortolani, che alleghiamo ricordandovi di andare a vedere il suo sito e di leggere senza indugio ogni pubblicazione che riuscite a trovare del geniale fumettista italiano. Che la Forza sia con tutti noi…
The film that everyone…and I mean EVERYONE is waiting for…
And everyone…and I mean EVERYONE is afraid of having to put up with some crazy bullshit.
And I don't know about you, but the teaser isn't encouraging at all!
The teaser doesn't say anything for now, in my opinion, other than the hideous lightsaber. Of course, there's a lot of anticipation for a new Episode I, too much in fact. The only thing to do is cross our fingers for another year.
That lightsaber... just seeing it makes me want to kill myself! It's an unwatchable obscenity. However, it's precisely because the only thing the teaser says is that there will be a lightsaber that's such a load of junk that I'm worried.
Considering they're having the old cast act...great idea but if you don't get it right it'll be a double flop!
As you say, we still have a year to worry and put up with more teasers/trailers that will either relax us or make us move uncomfortably in our seats.
Many people defend it on the internet, but in my opinion it's really ridiculous...
Let's call a spade a spade: it's a "crazy bullshit!" (Fantozzi dixit)
It's clear he's making a scene, at the moment, he draws/lights his sword, you think it's over and then...surprise! There's still a piece of it! Then you think about it for a moment and realize it's all pointless nonsense.
They used the same trick in "The Phantom Menace," but at least it came out well there. This one looks like a medieval sword... and in fact, my friend George would have invented lightsabers if he could keep using two-handed swords...
I reserve the right to judge the film after seeing it anyway…
In fact, I was referring to the teaser/trailer, not the film… although I would have preferred something more auspicious.
What could be worse than Jar Jar?
Updated with the Italian trailer. Our Disney sources say it's in theaters January 5, 2016.
Well come on, I was already expecting to see Goofy as Chewbacca and Stich as Yoda….
Pssstt don't say these things, you could give dangerous ideas XD
The crossover is always around the corner, maybe in some video game…brrrrr
In fact, you're bringing bad luck!!! 😀
Hahahaha xD